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What's big, gray, has two wheels, and goes "ding-ding"?
?
An elephant on a new bike.
What's big, gray, has
three
wheels and goes "ding-ding"?
?
The elephant's little sister.
What's three stories tall and moves at 15 mph through the jungle?
?
A giraffe with roller blades.
Why do elephants have four legs and a trunk?
?
Because if they had two wheels and a bell, they would be bicycles.
Why did the lion chase the cyclist?
?
He heard that bikes are good for your health.
Why did the cyclist carry an extra helmet?
?
In case he got ahead.
How do you catch a unique bicycle?
?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame bicycle?
?
Da tame way.
How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
?
Four- one to change the bulb, and three to go, "Wow, Cool."
Why did the chicken NOT cross the road?
?
He wasn't tall enough to reach the crosswalk button.
Why did the turkey pop a wheelie?
?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
Knock- Knock!
Who's there?
Wheel!
Wheel who?
?
Wheel tell ya when you open the door!
Knock- Knock!
Who's there?
Spokes!
Spokes who?
?
Spokes to your Mom- she says you should call.
Knock- Knock!
Who's there?
Pedal!
Pedal who?
?
Pedal your gear on- it's time to ride!
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